Agent, Fiction, Novel, Query, Writing

Query writing, such a simple thing … mwahahaha

The term “dreaded query letter” is almost cliché. Obviously, there must be reasons why most writers, who are capable of writing a three hundred page novel, find writing this one page a daunting task. I can’t speak for you, but I can tell you why I tremble at the thought.

I’ve read numerous articles, blog posts, and book chapters on how to write a query. Often the same thought was expressed: If you’re having trouble writing your query letter, it’s because you don’t know what your book is about. Aaaand … every doubt I had while writing the book stands up and salutes that statement.

How can I argue with that logic? Can I tell you how to play cricket, where to find the best meal in Antwerp, how the diatonic scale differs from the chromatic? Of course, not. I don’t know any of those things. Therefore, if I can’t write a scintillating description of my book, it must be because I haven’t a clue what it’s about.

I sit paralyzed at the keyboard and that evil editor starts yapping. If you, the one who wrote the book, don’t know what it’s about, how could any reader follow it? Why would they even bother? It’s obviously nothing but a blob on paper. And evidently a putrid one. How could you possibly sell an agent on this mess?

But wait! Here’s an article that says, “You’re not actually selling the book.” Whew! That was close. Uh … wait a minute. Then, what am I supposed to do in the query letter? “All you’re doing is seducing the agent.” Oh, gotcha.” Uh … wait a minute.

How do I entice an agent in a query for my quiet character-driven story? “Focus on drama and stakes.” Hmmm. No dark alley chases, no murders, no trial of the century, no corporate takeover, no evil emperors, no battles, no magic, no vampires, no demons, no angels, not even a thing to go bump in the night. I have no mystery, no heart-stopping action, no cliffhanger to intrigue an agent.

I must “seduce the agent” by conveying the inner struggles of my characters, with their fears, and doubts, and longings in language too beautiful to behold. I must present the subtle drama and stakes of my story in a way that will astound the agent into making a frantic request for the full manuscript.

Easy as pie. Piece of cake. Not.

Please pass the Tums.

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28 thoughts on “Query writing, such a simple thing … mwahahaha”

    1. You’re right, Trista. The problem is there seems to be a disconnect between how I feel about Brevity and how I write the “sales pitch.” I don’t know how to overcome that. Like I said to Brett, I just drain the life right out of it.


  1. Linda,

    I respectfully suggest (having done this MANY times myself, I speak from experience ) that you have lost perspective. Who cares what the query is “supposed” to be? There are no query letter police. Let someone write it who has read the book, really loves the book, and who can write a good query. Let them sell it for you. As long as the letter is truthful, and you agree with it, and your friend doesn’t care, I see no problem with you signing your name to the letter. It would be different, perhaps, if the book were not written yet, because then the selling your voice argument would carry more weight, but girl, you’re just trying to sell something you want too much for someone to accept, and it’s too hard to say “Please Like Me” or, in your case, your book. You either need to write it after drinking a really nice bottle of wine while you pretend it belongs to someone else, or hire someone, or go bang on your best friend’s door! What this is doing to you is your “sign” if you will … you’ve nothing to lose, try it and see how you like what they come up with!

    Bless your heart!



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